Kimchi and Orangie back to back in Sensei's warehouse, surrounded by supercars

Season 1 · Now streaming on TikTok

From
noodles
to Lambos.

Two broke five-year-olds. One mentor with a Lambo. One mom who wants them home by dinner. Welcome to the trenches.

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01The show

Kids.
Memecoins.
Bad ideas.

A short-form AI comedy series. Every episode is one to two minutes, every character is a kid — even the mom — and every episode Sensei knows a guy.

Episodes
3
Kids
7
Adults
0
@kimchiandorangiex

02Episodes

Season 1

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Episode 1: Broke Life
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Broke Life

Noodles for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Then a kid in a STOP BEING POOR tank top pulls up in a real Lambo.

“Meme... WHAT?”

Episode 2: Welcome to HQ
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02

Welcome to HQ

Supercars, a basketball court and six monitors full of coins. Sensei's class is in session.

“Bro. This is the trenches.”

Episode 3: Last $20
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03

Last $20

Kimchi sells Mama's vintage bottle cap for twenty bucks, apes into FLYCAT… and the dev flies away.

“Where is my VINTAGE bottle cap?!”

Episode 4: Greedy
Dropping soon
?

04

Greedy

Sensei knows a guy. The guy reads charts. The chart says... more.

“Rule. Number. ONE.”

03Price action

The season
so far.

Kimchi's vibes, charted live from the trenches. Past performance is not indicative of future bottle caps.

VIBES / KIMCHI1EPO 4.00 H 29.00 L 0.00 C 0.20-95.00%
0.0010.0020.0030.00EP1EP2EP3Noodle diet: 4 → 1.5Noodle dietLemonade stand: 1.5 → 5Lemonade standMeme... WHAT?: 5 → 7Meme... WHAT?Sensei pulls up: 7 → 11Sensei pulls upWelcome to HQ: 11 → 15Welcome to HQThe terminal: 15 → 13The terminalSold Mama's cap: 13 → 20Sold Mama's capApe FLYCAT: 20 → 27Ape FLYCATDev flies away: 27 → 1Dev flies awayMama finds out: 1 → 0.2Mama finds outRUGGED?

04The cast

Everyone's a kid. Even Mama.

KimchiEP1

Kimchi

Main character energy

“Bro, we're about to be RICH.”

OrangieEP1

Orangie

The brains. Has glasses.

“We are not about to be rich.”

SenseiEP1

Sensei

Owns a Lambo. Age 6.

“I know a guy...”

MamaEP1

Mama

Final boss

“It's DINNER time.”

Cap CarlEP3

Cap Carl

Bottle-cap dealer

“Twenty. Final offer.”

Flycat DevEP3

Flycat Dev

Currently flying

“Bye bye!”

Chart WizardEP4

Chart Wizard

Reads charts in crayon

“The chart... it SPEAKS.”

?

“I know a guy...”

New guest every episode

Sensei's warehouse HQ: supercars, a basketball court and a six-monitor trading desk

05Location

Sensei's
HQ.

A steel warehouse with a McLaren, a G-Wagon, a Lambo and a Ferrari parked next to a half basketball court. Six monitors. One gaming chair. A neon sign. A poster that says what everyone is thinking.

  • Supercars4
  • Monitors6
  • Juice boxesunlimited
  • Bedtime8:00 PM

06Rules of the trenches

Sensei's rules

  1. #1

    Take profit.

    Rule number one. Sensei says it every episode. Nobody listens.

  2. #2

    Never sell Mama's stuff.

    Especially not the vintage bottle cap. Especially not for $20.

  3. #3

    If the dev wears a mask...

    ...and the mask has wings, the money also has wings.

  4. #4

    Be home by six.

    Dinner is not a suggestion. Mama does not accept limit orders.

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Kimchi & Orangie

Stop being poor.

Follow Kimchi & Orangie on TikTok. Episode 4 drops soon. The Chart Wizard is already staring at the chart.

Follow @kimchiandorangiex